whenever something happens in my life i imagine how i’ll talk about it in interviews when i’m famous

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do cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers

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skinnykidstuff:

wtf did I just watch.

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That awkward moment when you’re trying to be dramatic but a leaf ruins it.

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christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

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Useful Information:

Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.

To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before freezing.

To make the mirror shine : Clean with alcohol

To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.

To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes

To give a shine to hair : Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.

To avoid tears while cutting onions : Chew gum.

To remove ink from clothes : Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.

To get rid of mice or rats : sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will run away.

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partouse:

a trashy couple is going at it in the front yard.

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WE’RE SOARING

FLYING

THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

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urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

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laughingstation:

watching people prove did-yuo-kno wrong